After a stressful early evening ("Grade 5 is WAY too hard"..."The teacher said we NEEDED to do this in Photoshop") we see moderate success in convincing little OCD that me cutting into his verruca with a blunt scalpel in our dimly lit bedroom, followed by the administration of some worm medicine, constitutes a game of ER. He is compliant only while distracted by the rising compulsion to place a lego man's head in the round hole at the top of the Wartner aerosol.
See the hole in the top? That's where he goes
Quite unbelievably, the only lego man that comes to hand within the required timeframe (QUICKLY NOW) is Steven Spielberg. He is summarily rejected for being, like, a real person. While searching for a more generic character ("a builder or doctor or something but not a motorcyclist, the helmet won't fit") I wondered if Spielberg was the only lego Steven available. Check out lego Stephen Hawking.
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